I wrote this in responce to a prompt on The Torchwood Institute but it fits here too.
When Myfanwy got stuck up the chimney she began to screech,
The team they tried, they yelled and they sighed but still they couldn’t reach.
Her wings were all stuck, she was covered with muck,
Ianto ran out of things he could do.
When Myfanwy got stuck up the chimney
The residents wished they could sue.
When Myfanwy got stuck up the chimney, the team began to moan.
They’d done their best, it was time for a rest,
So Jack picked up the phone.
Called 999, held the line for a time,
Waited for lights that flashed blue.
When Myfanwy got stuck up the chimney she caused such a hullabaloo.
I know firemen would probably faint at the sight of her but the team could always use the ladders and then retcon the men.